Professor Stompington's Dinosaur Holding Page

Current site status

Under construction, overrun by reptiles.

The page is intentionally simple, but the dinos are not. Each card below has a hand-drawn SVG character, tiny animations, and a deeply questionable job title.

🦖 Beware of tiny arms 🌋 Lava lamps are not real lava 🥪 Sandwich theft reported 🦕 Diplodocus doing admin 🛼 Velociraptor on wheels

Skateboarding dinosaur wearing sunglasses

Barry Boardsaurus

He cannot turn left, but insists this is a lifestyle choice.

Skate park menace

Chef Chomps

Runs a five-star restaurant where every dish is shaped like a meteor.

Pancake overlord

Dinosaur wearing a cardboard rocket backpack

Captain Roarasaurus

Invented space travel by taping glitter to a cereal box.

Cardboard astronaut

Devosaurus Rex

Writes bugs, names them, and then gives them tiny hats.

Junior full-snack developer

Magician dinosaur pulling a rabbit from a hat

Mystic Triceratops

Can make biscuits disappear. Still working on making them reappear.

Snack magician

DJ Fossil Fresh

Only plays records from the Stone Age. Somehow, all of them slap.

Volcano rave resident

Floaty McSaurus

Afraid of water, but bravely wears twelve armbands to the paddling pool.

Cautious cannonball

Super Stomper

Saves the day, then immediately needs a lie down and a packet of crisps.

Hero in training

Dinosaur playing golf with a tree branch club

Sir Putts-a-Lot

Uses a tree as a golf club and blames the meteor for every missed shot.

Jurassic golfer

Napoleon Bonenap

Has been on a five-minute nap since 67 million years ago.

Professional snoozer

End of the tour

That is all for now. The dinosaurs are unionising.

This holding page is ready to sit on a domain while the real site is being discovered by palaeontologists.

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